It’s the year 1946 (after WW2), a doctor named Dr. Daniel went traveling to India with his lovely helper Ms. Martha. She came with him on a business trip. Once they arrived there they met up with their good friends Brenden, Maurisa, Bradley and Desiree. Danny said, "let's go see the diamond from Las Vegas." "Okay" said everyone. So they went off on the boats.
When they arrived at the museum they met Walker, Molly, Dana and Marshall (They're good friends). After some coffee, they went to the exhibit, and the diamond was..... GONE! A masked woman jumped out the window.
"Wow," gasped Bradley, "What a woman." Then the owner Mr. Jay walked in the room and shrieked, "WHERE’S MY DIAMOND! I bet you stole it ," pointing to Danny. Then Mr. Jay beat up Danny, and put him in a coma. "Mr. Jay," said Dana, "a masked woman jumped out the window." "Ya, and she stole your diamond," said Maurisa. "Oops," said Jay.
"Hey Jay, will you phone the police?" asked Molly. "Yes, right now." Molly, hey Jay, what a funny joke. Everybody laughed at Molly’s joke, he he ha ha ho ho yelled everyone, hey Jay, hey Jay they chanted, what a funny joke.
"Hello! police?" asked Jay, "I’ve been robbed." "Ok, calm down," said Helaina the cop, "Where do you live?" "123 Rich street, lot 31, I’m at my museum."
When Helaina got there CSI was on the scene. "CSI go away!" said Helaina. "We're getting prints matched," exclaimed Grissom, "Oh, hey we have one it says - Brandy McHooligan, age: 19,born: 1927, record: stealing at the bank, spent two years in jail,lives: 123 rich street. HEY,What a minute, she lives right beside me!" shrieked Jay.
THE NEXT DAY, WHEN EVERYONE LEFT,
"Mayor McKnight, I’ve been robbed!" "Call me Matt, and I know because my lucky hat is missing!" "OH MY GOD, now we have to take this seriously" said Helaina, "lets go find this Brandy person." So they broke into her house and threw her in jail, somehow she escaped and was never seen in “Viva Las Vegas”, Nevada again, and Mr. Jay, he got his diamond back and sold it for 5.4 million dollars.
Dr. Daniel was finally out of a coma, he and Miss Martha got married. But just then Brandy jumped in the church and threatened to hurt Martha if Daniel didn’t give her 1 million dollars!! So he beat her up and put her in Alcatraz. After that they all went out for coffee and had a good time, except Brandy.
Posted by 24288 on 5/25/06; 1:38:26 PM
from the Brandi dept.