We are aliens,
We look like humans but have free-er minds.
Breakfeast, Lunch, and Dinner,
Is all we think about.
Delicious Space Turtle Hash, Sweet Martian Sea Fruit Juice, Wilter Camel Steak is another thing,
That satisfies us all.
Us alien children love to play games,
Bubble Swim is a favorite.
On Earth I think they call it swimming,
We alien children love to play.
Our planetís name is Planet Aqua,
On Planet Charon they call it the Water Planet.
We are rich in hydroponic plants,
And we are happy in our place.
And now let me tell you a little about me,
I have green eyes, red hair, and 6 long arms 9 legs, and one tail,
Iím turning 11 light years next month, and everyone's invited.
The date today is March 53rd 6046.
The sun rises everyday at 40:31 EM,
There are 27 light hours in a day,
And 96 and a half light minutes in a light hour.
We have lived on Planet Aqua,
For 20.5 million light years.
The presidents name is Joe Flagus,
The first people on Planet Aqua had mushroom heads.
My name is Sool-Fora but my friends call me Space Pirate,
One of our favorite pastimes is bouncing on the trampoline,
In the non gravity building.
Thatís all I can tell you at this time,
But if you want to visit we are 5.4 billion light years away.
From the alien Planet Aqua.... Space Pirate
Posted by 24307 on 4/13/07; 6:47:46 PM
from the Rachelle dept.