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Lola was born on a warm fall evening in a small town in Turkey. She grew up on a farm with her parents and 253 brothers and sisters. Needless to say, there were times when Lola felt neglected by her parents but she was certainly never lonely.
Growing up in a large family, Lola learned to help lay eggs at an early age. She also had a habit of hissing at strangers. Lola's greatest wish was to be kissed by a handsome rooster and turned into a chicken.
Lola likes chocolate cake and multi-grain honey-oat munchem's. Lola absolutely despises garlic and pigs. Lola is scared of the mothman, and the thought of Thanksgiving and freezers terrifies her.
Today, poor Lola met her untimely end. She was carefully esconced in a large turkey roaster and was so stuffed that she rolled right out of the oven and onto the platter! Lola will always be remembered for her wacky sense of humor and her beautiful blue suede shoes.
Posted by Ms. Wissner on 10/13/06; 3:00:48 PM
from the Ms. Wissner dept.
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